I have never seen an ocean.
I have only been to Southern Ontario, Tampa, Florida, parts of Ohio and Tennessee.
I have only met people with Canadian accents in real life.
I have only been on a plane one time.
I have never been camping.
I have never slept someplace where you couldn’t hear sirens.
I have never been on a boat that left port/dock.
I have never hugged a stranger.
I have never seen police officer do a kind thing in person.
I have never seen a ballet or symphony orchestra live.
These are things I hope to change in my life, and my son never be able to say one day.
First everyone ships their pants, now you can get big gas savings.
Kmart marketing department, awesome.
I really really really really am trying to teach my soon to be two year old about responsible pet ownership and how to be nice to animals.
But last week he put his new kitten in the fridge, and today I found a kitten soaking wet and knowing that he didn’t have a bath to put the kitten in the tub with him I had to search where the water came from.
Should have known the toilet that I just got done scrubbing was soaking wet and had water all around it on the floor. I’m pretty sure the kitten went for a short swim in the toilet.
I don’t know if I’m just really bad at teaching him to respect animals, or if he is a future serial killer.
Save Ferris > No Doubt