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I have never seen an ocean. 

I have only been to Southern Ontario, Tampa, Florida, parts of Ohio and Tennessee. 

I have only met people with Canadian accents in real life. 

I have only been on a plane one time. 

I have never been camping.

I have never slept someplace where you couldn’t hear sirens.

I have never been on a boat that left port/dock.

I have never hugged a stranger.

I have never seen police officer do a kind thing in person.

I have never seen a ballet or symphony orchestra live.

These are things I hope to change in my life, and my son never be able to say one day.

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First everyone ships their pants, now you can get big gas savings.

Kmart marketing department, awesome.

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I’m happy that I’ll be able to let my son be a scout now.
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I’m happy that I’ll be able to let my son be a scout now.

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I really really really really am trying to teach my soon to be two year old about responsible pet ownership and how to be nice to animals.

But last week he put his new kitten in the fridge, and today I found a kitten soaking wet and knowing that he didn’t have a bath to put the kitten in the tub with him I had to search where the water came from.

Should have known the toilet that I just got done scrubbing was soaking wet and had water all around it on the floor. I’m pretty sure the kitten went for a short swim in the toilet.

I don’t know if I’m just really bad at teaching him to respect animals, or if he is a future serial killer.

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You know, just dancing with my little boy to Taylor Swift.
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You know, just dancing with my little boy to Taylor Swift.

    • #Punkdad is hardcore
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I think he wants to go for walks because he doesn’t want to admit to himself or anyone else that he really wants to take a nap.

Also JEEP you owe me 4 thousand dollars for the advertising.
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I think he wants to go for walks because he doesn’t want to admit to himself or anyone else that he really wants to take a nap.

Also JEEP you owe me 4 thousand dollars for the advertising.

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First name bases…

thedaddycomplex:

kimber-leigh:

mrsverges:

So many of us don’t know each others first names, we only know each other by our url’s.

Reblog this with your first name!

I am Donna

Hi! I’m Kim.

Call me Ishmael.

Janet….
Ms Jackson if you nasty.

(via thedaddycomplex)

Source: mrsverges

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Of course Liam wants to go for a walk when its freezing outside, yesterday it was almost 92 degrees.
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Of course Liam wants to go for a walk when its freezing outside, yesterday it was almost 92 degrees.

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dearestsprout:

The best response to this question I’ve heard…ever. You sir, are awesome. 

Hey that’s me!
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dearestsprout:

The best response to this question I’ve heard…ever. You sir, are awesome. 

Hey that’s me!

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Save Ferris > No Doubt

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Punk rock piercing artist, turned settled down dad. I was a piercing artist working in tattoo shops for years and getting drunk and into fights at hardcore shows. Now I work Asset Protection,I try to live clean, and spend my days hanging out with my son Liam born on 07-14-2011 facebook.com/astorysofar

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