A punk rock piercing artist, turned settled down dad. I was a piercing artist working in tattoo shops for years and getting drunk and into fights at hardcore shows. Now I work in LP, trying to live clean, and spend my days hanging out with my son Liam born 7-14-11
facebook.com/astorysofar
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This is how I think of my girlfriend one week a month.
Awesome sunburn where my bandana wasn’t covering, now I have to find a way to cover the top of my head and cheekbones to burn my forehead and eyes. (Taken with instagram)
What happened lately to get my name out… Instead of the normal 10-15 followers a day, this past 2 days I gained just over 50.
Something in Brazil perhaps, or maybe Bieber tweeted me again
Hey Creeps…
If you steal photos of my child and try to pass them off as your own… I will…. do nothing. I probably won’t even acknowledge it, if others do, so be it. I just don’t care about you having pretend babies on the internet. You are a bit weird and need help, but I won’t lose my mind over it.
Catrina on the other hand… MIGHT.
Parents that are worse than me.
Keep an eye on your child when near traffic.
(She doesn’t get hurt, you can watch it)
I will get to the 1 day vacation trip soon…. but now my house is a drama filled crazy fest. Catrina needs a Valium, she will probably kill the babysitter anyways. So the babysitter came over last night to stay the night to watch Liam for 4 hours before grandma came and got him after we left. We fed and gave wine and were gracious hosts, I thought….
We thought leaving my bank card at the house and saying order a pizza would be a good idea, NOPE.
Came home to a few empty pizza boxes and sodas and stuff, and a note saying that she paid her cell phone bill with MY bank card and would pay Catrina back tomorrow night.
If that wasn’t INSANE enough, I can’t find my phone charger, Catrina calls her and we are told she vacuumed and ran it over ruining it so she threw it away. I look in the trash to see if it was savable, and look what is in there, Catrina’s phone charger with the wires striped and port broken. At least she has a car charger, I am just S.O.L. I guess.
All this for watching a baby for FOUR HOURS!!!!
