June 2012
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May 2012
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What happened lately to get my name out… Instead of the normal 10-15 followers a day, this past 2 days I gained just over 50.
Something in Brazil perhaps, or maybe Bieber tweeted me again
Hey Creeps...
If you steal photos of my child and try to pass them off as your own… I will…. do nothing. I probably won’t even acknowledge it, if others do, so be it. I just don’t care about you having pretend babies on the internet. You are a bit weird and need help, but I won’t lose my mind over it.
Catrina on the other hand… MIGHT.
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WatchParents that are worse than me.
Keep an eye on your child when near traffic.
(She doesn’t get hurt, you can watch it)
I will get to the 1 day vacation trip soon…. but now my house is a drama filled crazy fest. Catrina needs a Valium, she will probably kill the babysitter anyways. So the babysitter came over last night to stay the night to watch Liam for 4 hours before grandma came and got him after we left. We fed and gave wine and were gracious hosts, I thought….
We thought leaving my bank card at...
I made a huge mistake… I added an additional 10 blogs last week. I must have found all the ones I’ve been warned about.
When Liam can’t sleep and is fussy trying to get to sleep it makes me feel bad. Not for me or mom, but for him. I wonder a lot why he gets so sassy when he is sleepy, and when he whines and cries I think he is in Pain.
The hardest thing about parenting I’ve always said is the choice you have to make to have more money to provide for your family or to make less and spend more time at...
Friend looking at superhero masks: look there is 3, one for each of us.
Me: But who will be which one?
Friend: Well he is hulk because he is massively tall, I guess I would be captain America because I'm a red state.
Me: That leaves me to be iron man... I would be so popular on tumblr
Friend: What's tumbler?
Me: It's nothing, let's talk about me being a super rich playboy some more.
My bosses boss just told me I was nominated for a market employee of the month award. My first words in return “f#@k off, you liar” which brought hilarity to everyone in the room. Are they trying to butter me up into not searching for a higher pay job at a competitor because with my qualifications I could, even though I look like street trash. Or is this some clever plot to make it look like I...
There are a few people that if I had to put into words how amazing they are I wouldn’t be able to do it. These are people that I follow and a ton of others do also, and that I always click on their actual blogs and not just wait for them on my dash. A few have sent Liam things when we were down on our luck, some have just said kind words that have brought myself and my family way up, and a...
I’m only asking this once…. If you want to know what I think about you, send me a message with your own name/url.
I will publish it tomorrow all together, and you can NOT be anonymous, you have to be openly needy about wanting to know how I feel about you. In return I will be honest, I apologize now.
It has to be a message/ask, and I anonymously sent messages so that right there tells you I...
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sexypantssaywhat asked: Jesus Christ. The first time I hear about the bagel thing was your post about it and then I search the tags and holy hell! When I finally found the original pic of the woman SHE DOESNT EVEN LOOK BAD! AT ALL! People are so fucking stupid.
Anonymous asked: there was another pregnant lady who was recently anonymous called fat after posting a swimsuit picture creatingatinylove
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I just saw reblogged pictures of http://kimbahanne.tumblr.com/ with Indy, so weird when it isn’t reblogged from her blog. What did someone save it and then reblog it? I don’t mind when pictures of Liam are reblogged at all but, saving and blogging it to be reblogged is odd. I wouldn’t get angry, just be like… hm, weird.
My fitness pal acquired…. How my username is taken I don’t know. New username - astorysofar
Also, my weightloss blog is FatpunkDad.tumblr.com
Couple questions, how douchey would I be on a modern scooter, the ones that resemble motorcycles very closely by Honda (look it up), you can get a scooter that goes up to 75mph for 5,000 and under.
Also, might as well count calories since I’m doing so well on this diet, best app for that? (I just started using Lose It!, & I love it)
One last thing, for Liams birthday I want a tag...
Yesterdays swimsuits for bagel actually made me feel worse about myself. I’m glad I was able to do it but damn, some people just hate me lol.
I want to delete it so bad.
Wahhhhh middle school
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369610/
IT IS HAPPENING.
I won’t post your anon bullshit, and no I don’t care if I lose followers, and yes I do hide my size well. I am 31, 260lbs, 5’11”, size 37x30 jeans and a XL to two tee. I am not healthy and am working on it, I do have stretchmarks, and I pretend they are from when my girlfriend was pregnant with my son, I AM A TIGER BITCH, just a slower, older, much heavier tiger….....
“First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a...”
– Martin Niemöller Niemöller was a German pastor and theologian, born in Germany in 1892. Originally a supporter of Hitler’s policies, he eventually opposed them. He was arrested and eventually confined in the concentration Sachsenhausen and Dachau camps. He was liberated by the allies in 1945 and...