Parents at the park you don’t realize that my 2 year old is just big for his age. He doesn’t know how to completely explain that he wants to play with your kid. Don’t give him nasty looks because you think he is 4, because your judging will make your head explode when you see what his dad looks like.
Come price this shit for me.
Doing all the new marketing at work all day, then back to the gym. Do mom’s still love the movie Dirty Dancing? I do. Nobody puts baby in a corner.
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If I could sell back empty pizza boxes I would be a rich man.